Museum Security

It can be tough being a museum curator. After all, with 2,000 beer cans in the basement, including some of the coveted 'Billy' cans (worth a whopping fifty cents each!) , M*A*S*H cans (also worth around 50 cents!) and more, it's important to keep the valuables hidden away in safe place. Get it? A 'safe' place? I'm cracking myself up here. Hopefully you'll never crack the combination to our museum's safe. If you do, you could walk away with a book of matches, some extra museum business cards, and even a dried up old Bic pen!